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Ambient DJ Falls Asleep In Mid-Set
 Liverpool: American ambient house practitioner DJ Doldrum had an embarrassing moment in the Camel Club last night, when his own choice of laid-back, super-mellow sonic textures caused him to fall ... more >> |
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Senior Angel Resigns After Marketing Executive Found In Heaven
 Minister for Celestial Admissions Iachadiel resigned yesterday after multilateral pressure from the Holy Trinity of Christianity, the Jewish God and Islamic Allah. The resignation comes on the heels of the ... more >> |
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Wind Farm Used Breeze Labour
 The Managing Director of Cefn Croes Wind Farm in Snowdonia resigned yesterday, after a whistleblower leaked damning revelations that the energy producer was using breezes as low as 10mph in ... more >> |
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