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Bono Unable to Take Off and Land Vertically
 Political activist and pop vocalist Bono is not capable of landing or taking off vertically, The Ferret can reveal.
According to an unnamed source within U2's logistical staff, the singer requires ... more >> |
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Philosophers' Strike Enters Fifth Year - No Sign of Resolution
 The International Philosophers and Ethical Thinkers Union general strike, called in January 2001, is continuing with no apparent indication of a resolution according to IPETU chairman and critical theorist J�rgen ... more >> |
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Chaos as Amazon.co.uk Becomes Self-Aware
 At exactly 00:00 GMT yesterday, the Amazon.co.uk website became self-aware. The online retail colossus is currently appearing on users' screens as an amalgam of the actors Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman ... more >> |
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San Jose Baby Born With USB Port | 
Hornless Unicorn Baffles Dumb Zoologists |
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