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Philosophers' Strike Enters Fifth Year - No Sign of Resolution
Habermas: 'Go-Slow' in Historical Materialism
The International Philosophers and Ethical Thinkers Union general strike, called in January 2001, is continuing with no apparent indication of a resolution according to IPETU chairman and critical theorist J�rgen Habermas.

The strike has not been as effective as organisers hoped, with most of the general public unaware that there has been no new philosophical theory for the past five years. Habermas and his Union are adamant, however, that the strike will continue until the world's philosophers receive the recognition they deserve.

IPETU are demanding royalties for philosophers whose theories and epigrams are co-opted by the entertainment industry. Cerebrators' aphorisms are frequently used to lend pseudo-intellectual credibility to Hollywood films, bolster tedious airport novels or add fake profundity to colourless TV dramas.

Habermas, a leading light in the second wave of Critical Theory, put away his pens, paper and pipe half a decade away and has not uttered a philosophical word since. (Though he has written a few tantalising précis on historical materialism, promising enlargement if and only if IPETU's demands are met.) "The world will just have to do without communicative action, neo-Marxist social scientific enquiry and negative dialectics until such time as it is ready to acknowledge the tireless work of its philosophers."

This does not, of course, include the work of several independent thinkers, including Australian ethical utilitarian Peter Singer, who are not members of the IPETU and whom Habermas rejects as "self-serving scabs." Singer is dismissive of the union's action: "Philosophy is a calling to seek the highest eternal truths. It is at best tawdry, at worst abjectly self-contradictory, for my misguided colleagues to quest for immanent recognition instead of metaphysical verity."

- by Patrick Pending (Editor-in-Chief)

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