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Wind Chill Factor, Thermal Energy Cancel Out, Leave Burning Man Strapped to Airbus Fuselage at 'Comfortable Room Temperature'
 In a daring experiment to illustrate the interaction of thermodynamic properties, Danish engineer Per Woym had himself doused in kerosene, set alight and strapped to the nosecone of an SAS ... more >> |
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Universe Autistic, Claims Astropsychologist
 The first graduate in Cornell University's new Astropsychology course has adduced in her PhD thesis that the universe is autistic. The paper, running to 312 single-spaced pages and including 43 ... more >> |
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Christians Hurt By Whale Messiah Revelation
 There is worldwide shock and muted outrage among Christian communities over the recent revelation that Jesus returned to earth as a blue whale less than a century after supposedly dying ... more >> |
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Scorsese, DiCaprio to Discuss Pong Film
Veteran director Martin Scorsese and star Leonardo DiCaprio are to meet next week to discuss a possible film version of the seminal video game Pong. DiCaprio is slated to play the Left Paddle, with both Penelope Cruz's and Jennifer Connelly's name mentioned in connection with the Right Paddle and love ...
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Male Porn Star Never Calls, Says Female Porn Star
Adult movie actor Tobias Ironbelt has not called fellow star Krystal Shandeleer since the two had sex on film during the production of The Slutsucker Proxy (Vivid Entertainment, 2008), the actress alleges. Their scene together included foreplay and oral sex as well as penetration.
"I just can't understand it," San ...
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Gary Coleman Celebrates 276th Birthday
Popular American actor Gary Coleman celebrated his 276th birthday with wife Shannon Price (22) and close friends at his San Diego residence on Monday. He claims to be in remarkably good health for his age, and maintains he is "not going anywhere just yet." He is currently narrating the Discovery ...
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Poet Laureate-on-Poet Laureate Violence Escalates
American Poet Laureate Charles Simic shot his British counterpart Andrew Motion in the shoulder during a literary festival in Banff, Canada, The Ferret can reveal. Motion is in the Foothills Medical Centre, Calgary, in a serious but stable condition. Simic is being questioned by Canadian police.
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Bono Unable to Take Off and Land Vertically
Political activist and pop vocalist Bono is not capable of landing or taking off vertically, The Ferret can reveal.
According to an unnamed source within U2's logistical staff, the singer requires at least 100m of runway to become airborne, and at least 150m to land safely. It had previously been assumed, ...
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Spy Film Uses Telex Effect On Location Titles
A new spy film from director Tony Scott will display location titles in the bottom-left corner of the screen letter by letter from left to right, accompanied by a computerised bleeping sound, whenever the action moves to a different location.
It is hoped that the revolutionary new effect will add gravitas ...
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Ambient DJ Falls Asleep In Mid-Set
Liverpool: American ambient house practitioner DJ Doldrum had an embarrassing moment in the Camel Club last night, when his own choice of laid-back, super-mellow sonic textures caused him to fall asleep in mid-set.
Doldrum, real name Kevin Jacob Alvarez, arrived in the country yesterday afternoon. He is a well respected figure ...
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Funnier, Happier, More Productive
Radiohead's lead singer Thom Yorke, generally perceived as an intense, serious and introspective character, shocked the music press this week when he announced the launch of *Thom's 500 Giggles*, a children's joke compendium, in London. Yorke revealed that he had been working on the book since recording for Radiohead's latest ...
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Porn Industry Rocked By Celibacy Scandal | 
World's Oldest Child Throws Tantrum In Nursing Home | 
Sparrowhawk Eaten By Hawksparrow | 
New Range Of Perspirant-Odorants Targets "Dirty Old Pound" | 
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