Ryanair Changes Passenger Charter To ''Fuck You All'' In a controversial bid for total transparency and candour in its business practices, low-fares airline Rynair has altered its official Passenger Charter from a lengthy, multi-paragraph credo to the shorter, ... more >>
Pipe-Smoking Among Hot Chicks At Record Low The smoking of pipes by tight pieces of ass has reached its lowest level since records began in 1882, according to a report by the Institute for Global Studies (IGS) ... more >>
House Fire Destroys Wood, Coal Nuneaton, Warwickshire: A fire in the sitting-room of a suburban semi-detached house last night destroyed an estimated £4 worth of dry wood and coal. Mother-of-three Dawn Olver set the fuel ... more >>
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In a controversial bid for total transparency and candour in its business practices, low-fares airline Rynair has altered its official Passenger Charter from a lengthy, multi-paragraph credo to the shorter, ... 
The smoking of pipes by tight pieces of ass has reached its lowest level since records began in 1882, according to a report by the Institute for Global Studies (IGS) ... 
Nuneaton, Warwickshire: A fire in the sitting-room of a suburban semi-detached house last night destroyed an estimated £4 worth of dry wood and coal. Mother-of-three Dawn Olver set the fuel ... 
