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House Fire Destroys Wood, Coal
Nuneaton, Warwickshire: A fire in the sitting-room of a suburban semi-detached house last night destroyed an estimated £4 worth of dry wood and coal. Mother-of-three Dawn Olver set the fuel ... more >>
Outcry Over Monk-In-Chowder Case Misplaced
The tide of indignation that has swept through the media folllowing the discovery last week of a Nepalese monk in a bowl of chowder at a fashionable Newcastle restaurant would ... more >>
Senior Angel Resigns After Marketing Executive Found In Heaven
Minister for Celestial Admissions Iachadiel resigned yesterday after multilateral pressure from the Holy Trinity of Christianity, the Jewish God and Islamic Allah. The resignation comes on the heels of the ... more >>
 
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