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No End In Sight For Pronoun Drought
Six months after the last pronoun was used in the cosmetics editorial of Cosmopolitan magazine, experts are no closer to determining when the pronoun drought will end. Experts quashed spurious ... more >>
Bono Unable to Take Off and Land Vertically
Political activist and pop vocalist Bono is not capable of landing or taking off vertically, The Ferret can reveal. According to an unnamed source within U2's logistical staff, the singer requires ... more >>
London Suburb Has Negative Minority Population, Says Report
Exclusive and gentrified suburb Hampstead Garden in the Borough of Barnet, London, has a numerically negative population of blacks and Asians, according to a report commissioned by the Home Office ... more >>
 
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