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Microsoft Office Assistant Charged With Lewd Conduct
Following a 'sting' operation undertaken by LAPD's vice squad, the Microsoft Office Assistant has been charged with lewd conduct after propositioning an undercover detective. Officer Maria Rodriguez was posing as ... more >>
House Fire Destroys Wood, Coal
Nuneaton, Warwickshire: A fire in the sitting-room of a suburban semi-detached house last night destroyed an estimated £4 worth of dry wood and coal. Mother-of-three Dawn Olver set the fuel ... more >>
Humans Return Gift of Consciousness
After what Richard Dawkins called "a multi-millennial rollercoaster ride of joys, sorrows, ups and downs," the human race will give up the gift of self-awareness on March 22, 2009. The ... more >>
 
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